Sunday, 10 August 2008

Conventional Wisdom

They always tell you to be careful around sharp objects, knives, glass, razor blades, barbed wire, the road. They'll never tell you to be careful when turning a goddamn fucking doorknob. Cuz there's no way in HELL you're ever going to fuck yourself up twisting a fucking doorknob.
All you conventional wisemen can go suck a fuck.


Perpetually Unsure said...

What about them dodgy bed corners??? My knees are bruised :'(

Dreaminglass said...

I don't know. My knees are above most bed corners, so i'll take a miss on that. However, bed legs, and stubbed toes, yeap. Walking through glass doors, YEAP. Other such gems also exist in everyday life...suckage.