They always tell you to be careful around sharp objects, knives, glass, razor blades, barbed wire, the road. They'll never tell you to be careful when turning a goddamn fucking doorknob. Cuz there's no way in HELL you're ever going to fuck yourself up twisting a fucking doorknob.
All you conventional wisemen can go suck a fuck.
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HAHAHAHHA.
What about them dodgy bed corners??? My knees are bruised :'(
I don't know. My knees are above most bed corners, so i'll take a miss on that. However, bed legs, and stubbed toes, yeap. Walking through glass doors, YEAP. Other such gems also exist in everyday life...suckage.
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